i have a minion

He is called doulus. The agency* said that the hunch is congenital but the wonky eye would be repairable, should I chose to make that investment.

I have banned doulus from using social software but he seems to have somehow set up a Twitter account.

He thinks I don't know about it. MWHAHAHAHAH! I won't let on just yet. That wouldn't be fun.

Ahem

He will be helping EwF with our expansion plans in the near future.

*White Slavery Associates. Very efficient, can't recommend them highly enough.