mike's inauguration special

I have had to ban Mike from commenting on blogs. In my last exchange with him, he assured me that business was "going through the roof" and he invited me to invest a significant sum of money in an "expansion program" that he promised would "make me richer than Michael Milken" . When I told him that I simply couldn't afford the amount he required, he got angry with me (again) and so I have been obliged to publish a bumper-length guest post.

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mike's engagement issues + convergence

Against my advice, Mike has been commenting on the Witchery / Naked furore. Some of his comments have been published, some await moderation, some have been deleted. Now this may be down to technical issues (apparently Mike gave a fake email when requested - he sees email as being a "fad" compared to... well, I'm sure you can guess). However I suspect his strong arm sales tactics and blatant product pushing did him no favours. He feels that his comments are a valid critique on the ethics of created identities in online marketing campaigns but I told him to shut the **** up. He was quite hurt by that. So to mollify him, I have agreed to publish another guest post.

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P.S. Mike hopes you will all join him in congratulating Bill Cosby in his ascending to the presidency.