mike's inauguration special

I have had to ban Mike from commenting on blogs. In my last exchange with him, he assured me that business was "going through the roof" and he invited me to invest a significant sum of money in an "expansion program" that he promised would "make me richer than Michael Milken" . When I told him that I simply couldn't afford the amount he required, he got angry with me (again) and so I have been obliged to publish a bumper-length guest post.

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